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Pushing 'up' in Hamilton is Columbia's new sport.

When your professor gives you that "you could do better" look, but you’re just trying to pass as a cartoon character.

why everyone gotta catch a side quest rumor except me?

Me when I finally snag one of the two stairmasters at Dodge

Jessie on Bullseye like a Hamilton elevator overload.

Bro looks like he just came back from a wild night of... napping.

The only thing more coordinated than you is your lack of self-awareness.

You look like you're cooking up a midlife crisis.

You look like a walking mood ring—confused and chaotic.

Out here pondering life while you can't find your keys.

Sidechat posters when Butler turns into Grand Central

When you stand up for your dreams but they still deny you.

When you drop a bomb joke and it slays.

That serious face is just hiding a life of bad fashion choices.

Students hyping the AEPi party like it's Coachella

When you’re more laid back than my motivation on a Monday.

John's intense focus on Jesus like me on waitlist results.

When your boss asks if you're 'working hard or hardly working.'

Stars out here judging the village like it's a fashion show.

When your swagger says confidence but your hairline says otherwise.

When Arthur's smile is wider than your patience for dating apps.

When your vibe is more confused fish than philosophical genius.

Is he judging you or just bored? Tough call.

When your romance is more awkward than your last Tinder date.