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Is that a game plan or just your lunch order?

The only surprise twist here is how you both still have friends.

When your coworker thinks dressing up will save the project.

You look like you were the last pick at a family gathering.

Had to show the stars how to steal the scene, huh?

me when the Primal Scream ends, still existing as a shell

When you're more focused on debating outfits than winning games.

When FroSci moves to Zoom with cameras off I enter full silent panic

Serving up disappointment with a side of apathy.

When your grandpa tries to FaceTime but calls the FBI.

When you hear the word 'synergy' for the 10th time today.

That robe's more extra than your TikTok filter.

Just another day looking like a midlife crisis on four legs.

You dress like a snack, but we all know you're just bones.

Why are you staring at the water? Your reflection’s not in it.

When you're the only one in the group chat without a job.

When you're more flexible than your future plans.

That night sky’s more chaotic than my dating life.

When your startup finally gets Series A funding.

When you see the bill after a 'quick' coffee date.

When the vibe check fails harder than your last date.

ate and left no crumbs made of pure existential wool

When the startup fails but you must keep coding.

When you realize you can't cook, but still bring a dish to the party.