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When you're rapping about panda diplomacy.

My existential crisis is as layered as this Oreo cake.

When your self-care day actually means avoiding all responsibilities.

Sipping tea while you struggle to adult, iconic.

When someone praises John Jay sushi despite its rep I am stunned into therapy

Trying to impress someone like it’s a flex but we all know it’s a flop.

When you're just one hoodie away from modern royalty.

me when a tiny typo on the site causes a full existential crisis

Peeking at your neighbor like it's a reality show, but no one asked.

Escaping Butler like you're leaving behind endless deadlines.

Your TikTok speech is more cringe than inspiring, sis.

When you smile, but your essay's still due.

You look like a prince whose only magic trick is disappearing from conversations.

When you finally let go of your ambitions like this cat let go of dignity.

Doggo's face when the Wi-Fi finally works.

That cat's napping harder than my Wi-Fi connection during finals.

That serious face could scare off the waves.

Waldo's hiding like a midterm reschedule email.

When you realize Christ’s expression is just the ultimate 'you tried' face.

Jesus about to take on the world, while John’s just taking selfies.

me assigned TA tasks in my group — the betrayal

Stealth mode in Butler, headphones on, ignoring the primal scream.

Eating my feelings because my boss is a squirrel.

When you flirt like it's a group project—awkwardly.