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Trying to act cool but flapping like a failed TikTok dance.

When the Milstein green chairs are more elusive than the king's throne.

Too many grad photos—permanent smiling corpse

Casually contemplating the universe like a true philosopher.

Dodge water stations: sponsored by the concept of dehydration.

Her expression when you see your crush talking to someone else: 'Yikes.'

The moment Dodge locker room smell hits you - instant regret.

Even the saints think you're a bottom-tier follower.

Cooking Krabby Patties to pay off student loans like...

When presidential debates turn into TikTok dance battles.

Bro, that tie looks like a clown's last stand.

Cowgirl's confidence is like her hair: nice on top, but messy underneath.

Looks like the office workers finally found the coffee machine.

Hamilton's elevators: Columbia's slow-motion rollercoaster.

These guys look like they’re about to drop their first album: 'Politics and Poppin' off'!

When the cat is wiser than you.

That puffer jacket's more confused than your love life.

Just told the cat: "You're adopted."

When your colleague takes credit for your work: "Nice presentation. My words, your voice!"

You're out here dressing like a snack, but definitely not the main course.

You’re the nosy neighbor we all avoid.

Columbia's gates: Blocking out sanity since the dawn of time.

Y'all are one cringe meme away from going extinct.

That Zoom call drip is giving me 'confused ghost' energy.