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Vending machine energy: taking your money but giving nothing back.

Midterm season: Somehow both half-empty and half-dead inside.

Your dog’s hair is giving more personality than your entire existence.

me after Senior Night at Amity bar, discovering the bathroom floor is my new best friend

When your influencer post gets zero likes.

Trying to argue with the hamster wheel essay graders again.

You’re like this horse at a 2 AM existential crisis.

Arthur Read, but didn't really, just like Butler campers.

body 3 foot tall soul existential up to the ceiling

That cat has better color coordination than you on a good day.

They look ready to argue about who has the best Wi-Fi.

When the delivery guy arrives, but so does disappointment.

score: 0.92

i wish i attacked life like that bird attacks bread on sidewalks

That dog looks happier than your last Tinder date.

Me watching my salad take flight at John Jay.

Excited for the weekend but got no plans—relatable.

This feline’s flexing a look even Orgo Night can’t save.

Trying to look cute but serving major 'lost in class' vibes.

Trying to be the main character, but you're more like a sidekick.

That smile says "I'll be your friend, then ghost you!"

Madonna's expression says 'I regret all my life choices.'

click submit on gradescope and that peace leaves your body

When you both realize the only punchline is your outfits.