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When you're 'relaxing' but your life is on fire.

Overdressed for a walk, underdressed for a personality.

You dribble like you’re dodging responsibilities.

Like waiting for Ferris strawberries: always stocked, always sweet.

Look at you two, acting like this storm is just a light sprinkle!

Sidechat posters when freshmen spread flu like it's their job

That moment you see your paycheck after taxes.

Cozy enough to skip Bacchanal, just like the Hamilton elevator.

When you see free food but remember your diet.

If positivity was a disease, you'd be patient zero.

This pup's life is more together than yours.

Why you yawning like you just finished a Netflix binge?

You two look like the reason aliens don't visit Earth.

The only thing they’re voting on is who can tell the worst dad joke.

That hairstyle screams 'please adopt me, I need better friends.'

You look like you just caught someone slacking on the job.

This monkey has a better social life than you do.

Virgin Mary, contemplating why JJ's never runs out of food.

Are you saving the world or just your mom’s favorite son status?

Me realizing I skipped leg day and now Dodge is packed

Serving dinner like it’s a hostage situation.

Caught mid-monologue about how life is just one big nap.

Columbia in spring: field's green, but my course schedule's mid.

When your boss asks for 'fresh ideas' but you're stuck in 1920.