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When you peak in the wrong genre: too cute to be taken seriously.

When you’re trying to look majestic but just feel exhausted.

Luxury van, humble audience — Plato would call this the cave commute.

When someone flexes about acing a final without studying: my face files a complaint

Trying to juggle life but dropping all the balls... and carrots.

bro it’s so cold my bones are shivering under this sweater

Too cute to care, too lazy to conquer the world.

Me watching my groupmate confidently explain the wrong graph for 6 minutes on our 30% final presentation

That wave was more dramatic than your last breakup.

He’s flying higher than my hopes for 2024.

Did you steal that tie from a bingo hall?

You must be the penguin that flunked out of clown school.

Christ's expression says, 'You thought that was a blessing?'

The Hamilton elevators when you remember they're always on standstill.

Butler quiet-study complainants when someone whispers too loudly

When you and your friends are clearly not qualified but somehow landed the job anyway.

Trying to fit in with the beetle influencers on TikTok: 'Hashtag bug life!'

When your friend asks so many questions, you consider blocking them.

Bro’s face screams ‘I’m cooked’ in this aquarium drama.

This pup's playfulness is a straight-up dog filter for life.

Spotting the water bottle guy in full superhero mode for the first time

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Me when the water bottle guy launches a bottle flip my way