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When you're broke but still offer to pay for the date, hoping they decline.

When the saints are gossiping, but you're stuck in awkward silence.

Finance bro's face when crypto hits all-time low.

When the VC meeting gets intense but you're still stylin'.

Me pretending to be productive at work... but it's just me napping.

When someone says they love dogs but can't even pet you right.

This cat's mid-monologue about how life forgot to unmute it.

When the Milstein green chair spots a Columbia man.

Me after the fifth Lion Fund coffee chat of the day

Hoping you get off the waitlist for at least one major requirement.

When Arthur's grin is better than your GPA.

Contemplating career choices while stuck in traffic.

That corgi's enthusiasm is basically my anxiety in a sweater.

That umbrella's more useless than a flip phone in 2023.

Bro’s face is giving ‘refreshed Vergil 47 times, still waitlisted’ vibes.

When you act like you're the king, but you're still waiting for dinner.

'When your roommate finishes your Ferris strawberries: pure betrayal.'

The Grinch looks happier than any CULPA review.

Wearing that suit at a Zoom meeting is a crime against Zoom.

People leave hair clumps the size of rats in the shower.

Columbia’s infinite loop: Start midterms. Never end.

That girl with the chicken is the star, y'all are just background noise.

That outfit says ‘regal’ but your social skills say ‘awkward potato’.

When you steal your mom's shampoo and it shows.