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Can we just play Halo instead, bro?

Caught stacking like clothes in the Barnard dorm laundry room.

That backdrop's shining brighter than your future.

“All aboard the toxic gossip train” but it’s just me and my regrets after Senior Night

When your dog’s drip is better than yours, and it knows it.

Trying to convince your parents you have a plan but just end up chasing your tail.

These guys look like they got lost on the way to brunch.

When you can't find a seat at JJ's, even barefoot.

Dude, that umbrella's more useless than your last relationship.

Can you get off the table? You're not paying for this view.

When you see Arthur, but Butler's full till midnight.

The only thing brighter than that coat is your denial.

tasted that tea and saw flashbacks to my last mid ass friend group

Cheering for a raise while your boss is TikTok-ing? Good luck!

With that outfit, you look like a villain in training, not a prince.

That cat's got more style than a TikTok influencer.

Like Viacom: safely getting you nowhere real fast.

Cowboy at work meetings saying 'yeehaw' to hide his anxiety.

Existentialism distilled: meaning, purpose, and a very specific ledger.

When you're the only one dressed for the Zoom call.

Looks like me leaping into conclusions.

That face when your midterm starts like a Butler camping trip.

Serious vibes, but the toothpaste container's about to steal the show.

Scoring the winning goal but still single.