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That smile's so fake even the penguins can't relate.

Me dismissing Lion Fund coffee chats like they're beneath me

Bet those oranges are more productive than your social life.

When the Wi-Fi drops during a Zoom call.

Looks like someone’s been holding in a 500-year-old fart.

Madonna's robe is giving me ‘I lost a bet’ vibes.

Me when Butler turns into a social club instead of a library

Me when club apps open and I realize I’m still a sophomore

When your sleeves are more aerodynamic than your career.

Bro thought he could outshine sweatpants, but here we are.

If joy were a crime, you'd be serving life without parole.

Ears so big, they should be getting paid for sound advice.

Me dismissing Lion Fund coffee chats like they're beneath me

When you try to look smart but end up just looking fuzzy.

When your finance bro suit screams Wall Street but your boa screams Vegas.

Y'all's vibes are giving 'Netflix dispute' over who gets the remote.

Bro's cooking like he's trying to summon the apocalypse.

Looking like I just got out of a tenured waitlist.

Online dating: it's like Monopoly, but no one wins.

When you realize your venture failed, but the pizza's still hot.

Your fashion sense is as confused as your face.

You look like a king who lost a battle to laundry day.

When you smile through your existential dread like a pro.

Is this a matchup or an office coffee theft? Because someone’s definitely getting iced.