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When you realize your fur is more stylish than your entire wardrobe.

You look like a happy log just waiting to be burned.

Sisyphus would roll that burger up the hill for the fries.

When your outfit says 'I'm here for business' but your smile says 'low-key lost'

Boss says 'team player' but you're the peach.

The Econ major calculating if they can afford Hooda's rent hike.

Dressing for the weather, but you're still the forecast of drama.

Is this a rally or an office snack break?

That serious face says, 'I’m just here for the snacks.'

When your boss says 'we're a family here.'

Me when someone starts a podcast in Butler quiet study

You wave like you're trying to signal a sinking ship.

A vibe check on America: failed.

me at the club fair on low steps trying to decide if that’s my 9am ta or just a guy with the same eyebrows, and they catch me after a full 6 seconds of eye contact

when i snag a waitlist spot i celebrate like a villain

On a Corgi level of happiness from finding a study space in Butler.

Your laugh is so loud, it scares away the fish.

That energy screams 'trying to explain memes to mom'.

When your crush walks by and you forgot deodorant.

When you win the last slice of pizza in a food war.

They look like the world's least threatening boy band.

Golden Ball flex, clutch absent. Penalties still haunt him.

Sidechat posters when freshmen spread flu like it's their job

Students at Lion Fund coffee-chats just trying to make it through