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When your squad is ready but the vibe is all wrong.

If awkwardness were a sport, you’d be Olympic champions.

John Jay dining: Unlimited disappointment served 24/7.

When your boss says 'be confident' and you show up like this.

feeling spiritually aligned with skipping PE for a nap

When you peaked in kindergarten and never left.

When you smile and the only thing you catch is disappointment.

Is it a cat or a yoga instructor on a break?

This cat's like 'I've got 99 problems but grooming ain't one!'

You look like a high-fashion snack thief caught mid heist.

Poser at life? Babe, you're the main character of a cringe movie.

Call it hydration or pre-finals panic, class notes soaking.

me when SSOL opens and every class is waitlisted so I shut down

When you realize you matched with the American Dream on Tinder.

Call it heterochromia, I call it post-bacc Bacchanal.

When you smile through your student debt.

When your friend tries to rally support for a diet plan but pizza arrives.

When you’re trying to explain TikTok to your grandma.

That moment you wave like you're auditioning for a sitcom, but nobody's laughing.

Dressed like a clown auditioning for a role in a tragedy.

freshman at their first Tree Lighting Ceremony speech like

You look like you just realized your entire life is a series of bad decisions.

When you're dressed for a revolution but it's just brunch.