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Dude, are you here to teach or just annoy everyone?

POV: you tell Jae Woo Lee your dog ate your code. Professor: 'Really?' That stare is burning holes.

realizing “aura farm” on your code stole my actual credit

When you leap into the weekend like you actually matter.

Trying to be quirky like, 'Look at my wild hairstyle!'

Sweetie, this isn’t a pride parade; it's a fashion disaster.

That, my friends, is what peak performance looks like!

That coat is louder than your personality—turn it down, sis.

Your suit says professional, but your vibe screams dad joke.

Catching a whiff of Dodge locker room—keeps you awake in seminars.

You three look like you just got back from a midlife crisis.

Looking sus, like he just got side-eyed crossing Barnard campus.

The only dance moves they’ve got are shuffling papers.

me weighing whether my last coins buy a food truck meal or instant starvation

Wait, they don't accept exposure as payment?!

When you try to be cute but just look confused.

Me dismissing Lion Fund coffee chats like they're beneath me

Imagine being LeBron but preferring watercolors.

No one asked for directions, but we arrived anyway.

The urge to text him explaining how my promise expired at midnight.

Why does it look like you guys are plotting world domination?

When you're trying to act mysterious but you just look confused.

When Tom realizes Jerry's the real influencer here.