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That smile is brighter than my future, and that's terrifying.

When you're out here judging people's life choices like it's your job.

When your Wi-Fi dies mid-Netflix binge.

When the only king you recognize is Bitcoin.

When you find out the Earth is still round.

If only I had your energy to just stare at life.

When Columbia's gates close, and I'm still five blocks away.

Mona’s smile is basically 'I’m really just here for the snacks.'

Your outfit says holiday spirit; your eyes say 'help.'

And that, my friends, is what power looks like.

Me opening the dryer to find my clothes melted

Students at Lion Fund coffee-chats just trying to make it through

"Trust me, I know what I'm doing" - every group project leader.

When the outfits scream ‘success’ but the jokes scream ‘who asked?’

Current mood: buffering...

Columbia students en route to med services as alarm blares

Awkward silence? Nah, just your vibe in this picture.

Descartes: I profit, therefore I am… temporarily content.

Future dunk champion of Dodge’s non-functional water fountains.

Waiting for the Columbia shuttle before your exam, then realizing it’s not coming. That collective panic is real.

You ever just start talking and forget what your point was?

Your energy says 'life of the party' but your humor's like a dad joke.

Is that a hairstyle or the aftermath of a party?

This pup’s ready for a gala, meanwhile you’re in PJs.