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My GPA's latest leap: A shameful Hamilton elevator shutdown.

You'd look happier if you had better Wi-Fi.

Bro's about to steal that ball like he steals my fries.

Pondering Ferris strawberries: Earth's only stable resource.

Tom and Jerry showing how group projects be like.

That one guy who turned 'soft serve' into a startup.

That fur's got more personality than your last date.

Tinder bio: Good boy seeking belly rubs.

You look like you lost a dance-off to a walrus.

Butler seats: Schrödinger's Chair - Always there but never free.

Lost in Dodge: Where's Waldo meets reality.

When you try to be cool but your sleeves are a whole mood.

When the housing lottery page loads, my hope flatlines

every to do list seeing me pull up like: yeah nah i’m good

You dress like a clown but forgot the balloon animals.

Did you throw a pride parade for one?

When you're 2 minutes into work and already done.

When you're out of pumpkin spice in October.

When your dog judges you harder than your family at Thanksgiving.

Both of you look like you lost a fight with a mirror.

If only your motivation matched your nap skills.

When you outshine the entire group project single-handedly.

Silent as Hamilton's elevators when you need them.

Snoop's face when the WiFi drops mid-concert.