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When you try to be bold but just look abandoned.

Why does this monkey look like it's ready for a TED Talk?

If I had her patience, I’d also smile through awkward dates.

When JJ's quesadilla is more intense than Justin's arrest.

When your dog has better style than your whole life.

That symbol screams 'empowered' but whispers 'overwhelmed'.

Waiting for treats like a Barnard student at Liz’s Place.

Nothing says thrill like paws in the air and zero regrets

When you realize adulting means endless Mondays.

When you sell an AEPi ticket for double the price

If you pathologize my spoon agency I will ideate a discourse so long you’ll yeet yourself into class consciousness.

Columbia waitlists but with the glam of these fabulous lips.

When you try to be funny but just end up awkward.

Fist bumps instead of handshakes? This isn't a frat party!

Sorry, this corgi's audition for 'Most Enthusiastic Worker' got you beat.

Your cape's got more confidence than you do, dude.

When your coworker asks for help but you’re too busy pretending to care.

Is that a cape or are you just trying to cover up your cringe?

You're like the group project nobody asked for.

This dog's joy is the opposite of your last date.

These penguins have better jokes than your dad.

me when I realize Primal Scream is in five minutes and I'm pajama-bound

If apathy was a dish, you'd be the chef.

me after Lerner doing sober math to figure if I can still pass with minimal effort