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When the chase is real, but so is the regret.

When you forget to clear your browser history.

When your selfie game is stronger than your WiFi.

Water bottle? More like emotional support beverage.

You look like you just walked off a cheesy sitcom set.

This cat's posing like a yoga influencer; you just post on your couch.

That feeling when JJ’s smoothies are the hero you need.

When you get arrested for lip-syncing at karaoke night.

me stepping outside for the first week back and realizing my Canada Goose is just for vibes

When the group project is due, but the vibe is off.

You look like you peeked into my DMs and regretted it.

When you realize anti-capitalist burnout is your new Tinder bio.

This midnight scream tradition… feels extractive of collective mourning labor.

Suits so serious, but they still can't decide on pizza toppings.

Columbia athlete thinking about the next chess boxing strategy.

When you see five presidents, but only one knows how to dance.

You’d be the ‘Most Dramatic’ at a funeral.

me proud for skipping study time to nap and feeling like a legend

That grin? Yeah, it’s laughing at your life choices.

If laziness was a sport, you’d be Olympic level.

You're like a meme nobody asked for—overexposed and stale.

I once tried to switch my IDE theme mid-exam and Jae’s eyes got even wider. Never again.

Y'all look great, but where's the personality?