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Your game is as smooth as a brick wall.

Bro, your tie is the only one holding this outfit together.

Chasing strawberries in Ferris like I'm in the Hunger Games.

When your crush is talking to someone and suddenly you're a Shakespearean tragedy.

You're out here looking like a furry life coach.

Bro, your cat's vibe check just failed you.

When you finally find the John Jay roll everyone raves about.

The vibe here is ‘last one picked in dodgeball’.

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Trying to stay dry with that? Bold strategy, Cotton.

Realizing I forgot to book the Stairmaster at Dodge

Prince Charming is every tech bro finding a new app.

Waitlist feels like the Hamilton elevators post-3PM.

Clinton's charm is the only thing keeping this ship afloat.

The spray bottle hog at Dodge when you ask if they're done.

JJ's sushi, Ferris's strawberries, choose your chaos.

When your whole vibe is 'please, just let me be a horse.'

When your vibe is dignified but your friends are all memes.

The only way to ride out midterms is with both paws up

When your dog is your only relationship goal.

Your sweater says cozy, but your vibe screams 'desperate for attention.'

When your dog is the only one who understands.

"was": "Me and the urge to text him 'u up?' at 2am.",

That yawn screams 'help, I’ve given up.'