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That face when you realize you’re the joke.

That moment when life is a highway and you're out of gas.

When you realize Santa's sleigh isn't carbon neutral.

You jumping like you don't owe rent this month.

Just two bros making a startup pitch to VCs.

Trying to look professional but you’re just chaos in disguise.

Tom's grin is as rare as a working Dodge hydration station.

That grin could only be matched by a kid in a candy store... or a lunatic.

If this was a Netflix show, it’d be canceled already.

Bro is celebrating like he just found out his crush likes him back... too bad she ghosted.

When you're the CEO but still wear Crocs.

When you realize your Zoom is still on mute.

Presidents or just a dad band with bad rhythm?

Core Curriculum but make it trauma

That 'ta-da' moment is just your midlife crisis showing.

That moment when you realize it's Monday.

Butler quiet-study complainants when someone whispers too loudly

When you thought you were vibing but your friends ghosted.

That Hamilton elevator loving 'up' more than freshmen love Bacchanal.

When your brain goes offline during an exam.

Dear CULPA, make the waitlist feel shorter somehow.

Columbia students in Sidechat when the freshman flu hits JJ's

Bro, even the camel is judging your life choices.

"caption": "Him and his best friend deciding he shouldn't text back after our amazing date.",