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Lowkey bench-pressing your fragile masculinity into extinction

Fending off pink chicken in the Hewitt cafeteria battlefield.

Waving at your boss like they’re not about to forget your name again.

Dinosaurs only dress this cool for Bacchanal, right?

When you eavesdrop harder than a reality TV producer.

Me when the ice cream truck saves my day for the 100th time

Trying to impress your crush, but the dog stole the show.

Outfit goals? More like outfit ‘what in the 2000s.’

Spotting 'hot' Columbia guys only leaving John Jay Dining.

Your life jacket must be a paper boat, huh?

Patiently waiting for my GPA to drop like Lerner floors.

Mid-life crisis at 25? More like a cat in a cold tub.

That cat's got more drama than a Netflix series.

When your pet's yoga skills outshine your life choices.

That moment when overacting becomes your personality trait.

Me watching my salad take flight at John Jay.

When you realize your entire life is just one big meme.

New plan: trade water for a Hamilton elevator upgrade.

That dog looks so dapper, it just made your outfit illegal.

That moment you realize your tie matches the drapes.

Both of them trying to figure out how to adult but failing hard.

When attendance is taken, I check out entirely

Missed calls in Hamilton's elevator. Seems like they felt personal.

When you pretend to care, but you're just scrolling memes.