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This pup winks like it’s hiding a secret... like its love for catnip.

Debating lunch options? More like a midlife crisis committee.

Him and his boys when their 'reply every 48 hours' strategy gets them all dumped in the same week.

Feeling the High of Bacchanal at 8am class survivor rally.

8am class? Delightfully unscheduled like Ferris strawberries.

When your pet could walk a runway, but you're still in pajamas.

You're the poster child for 'good vibes, bad decisions.'

When you sneak a snack at work but the boss walks by.

Google Slides trying to pass off AI fanfiction as thesis

When you see the bill after 'treating yourself.'

Your cat's a vibe while you're still buffering.

You're like the dog that just learned to bark but still can't fetch.

Kierkegaard would call this faith in splashable stages.

When Rapunzel's hair becomes the only Wi-Fi hotspot.

Core Curriculum: aka 'oranges & one random egg'.

The Hamilton elevator is a metaphor for Columbia's waitlists, going nowhere.

Miley's leggings: like trying to find Hamilton Elevators working.

Trying to act deep but you're just a puddle.

That tongue's got more flavor than your social life, fam.

When you bring the heat but your talent is still frozen.

That mic's probably regretting its life choices right now.

Camus would call this gloriously absurd and utterly sincere.

When your dog gives you fashion advice, and it’s still a joke.

“I swear I’m having fun, I just can’t move my arms”