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When you pen a love letter to your true love: coffee.

These penguins have more charm than your dating profile.

Bro’s mouth is agape like he’s never seen a plot twist.

me waiting for the dorm heater to make a noise that means it’s actually working, not just suffering in my furry sweater

Realizing it's your turn to do the chores, and you're done.

That statue's got more personality than your dating profile.

When your friend finally remembers your birthday... 5 years late.

That yawn says 'I peaked too early.'

When your vibe check fails harder than your dating life.

Y'all look like the world's fluffiest comedy duo on a bad sitcom.

You, dressed as Santa, still waiting for that Core Curriculum grace.

Outfit says chill, but vibe screams midlife crisis.

When the gossip is more intense than your skincare routine.

The Millstein green chair when a Columbia dude sits down.

Aristotle might classify this as 'intense triviality'.

Bro, the stars want you to know they’re more interesting than your convo.

When you and the boys pose for the Tinder profile.

This is the face of someone who just got ghosted.

When the Wi-Fi drops and you have to socialize like a normie.

Critics trying to find the logic in Lion Fund coffee chats al humduliliah

When you look ready for a meeting but still can’t find your pants.

When your wisdom is as thick as your fur, and that’s saying something.

Me pretending this monkey isn’t my spirit animal.

Too much swagger for someone losing to a kid's game.