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Scrolling faster than your love life is sad, not cool.

Dodging Hewitt Tilapia feels like ducking on Low Steps.

When you finally reach Dodge and see both Stairmasters taken

Columbia students en route to med services as alarm blares

You’re like a fish outta water, but somehow worse.

can i get the punk rock look to cancel my sins or nah

me shopping period my perfect schedule collapses and I dissociate

Finish is long, loud, and utterly expletive

Seniors when the freshman flu hits for the 5th time

Trying to impress your crush but ended up as the punchline.

Your cat's judging your life choices like it’s a reality show.

When you think you nailed life but it's just a new stapler.

That expression when you remember you’re still single.

Stoic advice, packaged with reclining seats and mild judgment

When your love life is drier than this field.

Corgi's thriving, but your adulting is still buffering.

Who knew office politics could look this formal?

Competing for the last slice of pizza? More like competing for your self-esteem.

They look like they’re debating whether to cancel each other on Twitter.

Peeking like it’s trying to win a Nobel Prize in Gossip.

The Hamilton elevator after it hears your graduation hopes.

Are you auditioning for a role in 'Most Extra'?

Your boss: 'We need you to be more productive.' You: 'I'm literally a tire Minion, what do you expect?'

That serious face with those goofy sleeves is a whole vibe.