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Your vibe is giving 'I tried to look cute but forgot pants' energy.

When you realize adulting is just taxes.

When your inner peace is offline and the universe goes full send.

When the snack game is strong, but so is the exhaustion.

Me after the fifth Lion Fund coffee chat of the day

That serious face and those goofy sleeves? Iconic disaster.

Me after the 10th club app this week at Columbia

SSOL dropped me faster than a wet soap in the Barnard dorm showers.

Navigating Dodge Gym is like a PE final exam.

When you try to be serious but your shirt’s clowning harder than you.

Horse said 'no thanks' to adulting harder than I did.

A Stoic posture, with competitive intent.

Me watching my salad take flight at John Jay.

This horse just found out Hamilton elevators are out of order again.

When your outfit is a vibe check and it failed.

When your career is a joke and even the clown knows it.

He’s raising his hand, but you can’t raise your standards.

He’s serving major ‘I read one self-help book’ energy.

When your faith is stronger than your Wi-Fi signal.

You look like a superhero who forgot his powers.

When the boss finally sees you do something right.

Trying to impress your crush but end up just scaring them away.

The only thing cheerful about you is that smile...and it isn’t working!

Freshmen during the freshman flu trying to stay awake in class