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Family BBQ politics? More like cringe fest of the century.

Me trying to look cool while actually questioning everything.

Feigning interest in small talk like it’s a life or death situation.

Finding out avocado toast is on sale.

Looks like someone peaked on their coffee intake.

When you're the king of naps and judgment.

When your dog's fit is on point but you still can't find love.

Hamilton elevator energy when you missed the beat.

You're more of a groundhog than a flying pup, aren’t you?

When you realize it's not a Zoom call.

That shirt's got more potential than your career.

When life gives you oranges, but you still can't squeeze out a smile.

Hamilton elevators: the true test of Columbia patience.

When your boss catches you napping on the job.

I have class on Presidents' Day and I'm already checked out

Caught by the cops trying to bring sexy back.

When you realize your only job is to be festive eye candy.

You look like you're about to give a TED Talk on disappointment.

You entered the party like you were late to your own funeral.

Cypress tree: "Reaching for my goals like..."

Me when Butler turns into a social club instead of a library

Luke Skywalker realizing JJ's Place has unlimited wings at 2 a.m.

Me clutching my coffee during Butler midterms all-nighters

That dog's life is better than 90% of your decisions.