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When you peek at your crush’s DMs but it’s just spam.

Bro looks like he just discovered online shopping for the first time.

Remember dodgeball? Prepping for Dodge locker rooms instead.

When you try to save the day but just deliver dad jokes.

Protein shake: starting easy like Intro CS, ending Dear-level.

me after my third existential crisis in Butler at 2am, paw to mouth and everything

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Stop pondering life and start pondering your wardrobe.

The lighting is flattering if you don't look too closely.

Me after the 10th club app this week at Columbia

Columbia Laundry: A noble quest for unshrunk clothes.

Trying to act like you're not just a 'What’s your favorite color?' question.

Dining halls closed for Thanksgiving, I'm surviving on pocket change.

The Hamilton elevator when you push 'up'.

When you realize your life is just a sad meme.

Is this the audition tape for ‘Most Likely to Fail at Life’?

When your fit says 'creative genius' but your GPA says 'sophomore slump.'

That monkey's got more style than your whole closet.

Dodge’s locker rooms have terrified more souls than CS 1004 finals.

Bro's having a midlife crisis in a kiddie pool.

Snack bag whispering 'this is your last meal, idiot'.

When you're trying to flirt but end up in the friend zone.

The Hamilton elevator's worst day: waking up like Kafka's beetle.

The only thing quirkier than you is your Wi-Fi connection.