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Trying to be funny but only succeeding at being a dad joke.

me watching FroSci move lecture online and chat vanish slowly combusting

Caught in a frenzy like Hamilton elevators post fire drill.

When you and your colleague both pretend to know Excel.

Caution: Celebrity sighting in John Jay, housing all the heartbreak & hummus.

Minnie Mouse realizing she's the side character in life.

When your coworker wears the same outfit as you and clearly looks better.

When you dress like a piñata for funsies.

Me and my three friends crafting the perfect reply to his 2am 'u up?'

Who let the penguins out? Oh, wait, it's just you.

Their essay claims originality: overuse of em dashes gives it away

me rerouted across campus: silent, resigned disbelief

Flirting in a group project? That's a level 10 awkward.

When someone says 5G causes COVID.

When you remember you left your AirPods in the Uber.

When you both realize the WiFi password is "password123".

When you realize your startup didn’t disrupt anything.

Butler campers during peak midterms season.

You look like the human version of a participation trophy.

Dude, even your suits have commitment issues.

Congrats on being a walking party and a fashion tragedy.

Getting all passionate while someone else captures the moment for clout.

Bro's about to pull a 'who stole my snack?' move.

That leap is as ambitious as my New Year’s resolutions.