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Dressing classy but still can't take a decent selfie.

When the WiFi goes down during a Zoom.

When your outfit screams casual but your vibe screams existential crisis.

When you try to adult but your brain's buffering.

You're like a tropical smoothie in a sea of plain water.

That red coat is giving off 'I just lost a bet' vibes.

Registrations that fill faster than JJ’s quesadillas swap out.

bro i just saw my reflection in the Hamilton bathroom mirror and now i’m questioning everything

You're playing basketball like it's a game of hot potato, dude.

Bro's expression says 'help me, I don’t know what a budget is'.

Playing ball like you’re trying out for a sitcom.

Anthropomorphic dinosaurs? Sounds like a science poke in Butler.

Both of you look like you're plotting to ghost your crush.

When the Core Curriculum feels more like Core-Cuzzling." "Campus gates closed on dodgy assignments like Timberlake closed his album." "Justin’s mugshot or a Butler camp-out situation? Tough call." "The look when Dodge gym’s water stations are perpetually "arrested.” "When Timberlake taught you what NSOP didn’t about Columbia surprises." "That face? Looks like a Hamilton elevator before you've pressed a button." "Timberlake stuck behind the Butler stacks again." "Oh great, another ‘Me’ when my registration time hits: the sequel." "Not even JT can unlock the John Jay dining hall mystery rolls." "From Suit & Tie to waitlist & cry: the Columbia student life.

Trying to be an influencer but only influencing tumbleweeds.

Dodging Dodge water stations like it's a sport.

If lounging were a sport, you’d be the GOAT.

When your group chat finally meets IRL.

Dude thinks he's the main character, but it's a sitcom.

Cow looking like it caught me in a situationship lie.

When the group project is just you and Arthur.

That look when you're judging your ex's new boo like...

When you finally pay off your student loans.

Caught mid-heist stealing your snacks and your self-respect