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The only game plan here is who gets to ghost who first.

Your cat's face says 'I don't do clowns or your bad decisions.'

Content alignment: 9/10 (directly ties to the idea that Columbia students aren’t as perfect as expected)

When you think you're the main character, but you're just an extra.

When you realize your fashion sense is from a thrift store clearance.

When your life goals are just standing upright.

When Bullseye learns about stablecoins, literally.

Dodge Gym On Number Of Mats Expected To Exist: Two. Max.

Out here pondering life while the rest of us are vibing!

Sipping wine, like tasting last semester's pink chicken.

This face grades a midterm, not a marriage pact.

John's like, 'Can I borrow your future for a sec?'

Caught in a meeting that could’ve been an email.

Looks like you just realized your whole life is a cat-astrophe.

Wearing that shawl won't save you from bad decisions.

Trying to adult with a toy umbrella? Sweetie, no.

That hair looks like it’s trying to escape history.

Tom and Jerry debating which NFT is worth more.

If tears fixed bugs, I’d be a millionaire

Me watching my salad take flight at John Jay.

When your food looks more disappointed than you do.

That grin really says, 'I stole your snack.'

Explaining life like you're a guru while your plants are dying.

currently feeling like the gripper uvproven anything lately