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Nick Young staring like I just got waitlisted at Columbia.

Bro, your expression is giving 'I just lost the will to live.'

Me when the freshman flu hits like a truck

Waiting for my Uber like, 'Any day now!'

You look like you lost a heated game of tic-tac-toe.

When you realize John is just a glorified prankster with a halo.

When your selfies need a team effort.

Trying to be mysterious like it’s a TikTok trend.

That pup is ready for the runway, while you're still in the waiting room of life.

When you realize your dog is out-dressing your whole squad.

When you're only in the group chat for the snacks, not the gossip.

Y'all dressed like a TikTok challenge that no one asked for.

Instead of a fist bump, how about a roast-off?

Telling my friends 'it's different this time' after he texted 'hey u' after three weeks.

That laugh? Must be a cry for help.

Your vibe is like a thrift store clearance sale.

Boss thinks overtime is a vibe, but we’re just vibing away from work.

Who knew the presidency came with so much awkwardness?

Me during NSOP icebreakers trying to escape the small talk

When your vibe check fails harder than your cooking skills.

Elevator? More like Hamilton stairmaster achievement unlocked.

Bro, even the cypress trees are more relatable than you.

When Lion Fund requires your sixth coffee chat this week

Me finding the picture he just soft-launched of another girl.