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Snowman ate my class waitlist spot.

Eating John Jay tilapia feels like reading a Minal Khan press release.

When you realize NFTs aren't real art.

That tie's the only thing not brushing up on its game.

Me when I'm shamed for using the Hamilton elevator

That expression says 'I miss my 18th-century hair products.'

You two should just settle this with a TikTok dance battle.

If passion was a crime, you’d be on trial.

Dressed like Butler but serious as Hamilton's elevators.

Bro's got the energy of a Monday morning hangover.

Sidechat posters when freshmen spread flu like it's their job

When you finally win Monopoly but nobody cares.

This cat just cooked my blinds, I’m dead.

Love that having a hobby here requires a full admissions cycle.

Sitting here in deep thought like a lost sea cucumber.

Hamilton elevators make snail speed seem fast.

The Core Curriculum when half the reading is "optional."

When the dog looks like it has its life together and you don’t.

That stare says, 'I know all your deepest secrets, and I'm taking notes.'

Tech Bros: When you discover blockchain is not about jewelry.

Low-key flexing more than you do on Insta.

Trying to explain your feelings but can’t even with that face.

Those glasses can't hide how clueless you look

When you realize this cat's got more style than you.