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When you say "I love you" and get "k" back.

You look like you just escaped a Zoom meeting, and we’re all scared.

Bro's trying to be the next motivational speaker, but he's just a walking dad joke.

My Tinder profile pic vs. reality.

Columbia and Barnard students waiting for A+ grade rumor to be addressed

Talking to your reflection like it’s your only real friend.

When you realize your snack is gone and so is your will to live.

Smile like an NPC forced to eat JJ's gastro special.

Is that dog jumping or just trying to escape its fate?

Someone call the fashion police; there's a style crime in progress.

The moment you realize you became your dad.

Santa coat or Butler's silent floor, same vibe.

That Times Square pizza’s overpriced, but not as much as your self-esteem.

Trying to impress the crowd but just confusing them.

Why stand when you can audition for a sloth documentary?

Finding a seat at Qahwa, spotted faster than Waldo.

A vibe check gone wrong, but you still slay!

Me bedrotting in my new dorm like it's a medical emergency

Sisyphus approves: same bath, eternal repetition, slightly cuter.

The only thing more confused than that cat is your love life.

Leaning in like you have a good joke, but we’re still waiting.

The Hamilton elevator when you push 'up'.

Finance Bros: Gold chain appreciation beats stock market gains.

Bro's more of a sage than you are at 3 AM decisions.