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Dude, that cloak is begging for a redemption arc.

Your career goals are as stretched out as your limbs.

The moon's side-eye game is stronger than your WiFi signal.

Future presidents: still fighting over Netflix choices instead of world peace.

Influencer dog struggling with holiday content ideas.

When you realize you dressed better than your future self.

Congrats on being the living embodiment of a midlife crisis.

Using an umbrella in a hurricane? That's some next-level denial.

When the peach is thicc but you're still single.

When you realize your professor hasn't updated the syllabus since 1995.

When you know the stock tips before anyone else.

Air conditioning: on. Snacks: secured. Living the dream, people.

Your dog looks happier than you do; maybe it should get your brand deals.

That moment when you realize you’re not alone in the room

Mid-air like you're trying to dodge your problems, but we see you!

Columbia students trying to find seats in JJ's at 8pm.

When you outsmart your plans and end up looking like this.

Dodge gym water stations in emergency mode: out of order.

me calling out the anti-AI kid, their essay is eating em dashes alive

watching someone walk out of the bathroom without washing their hands

When someone calls you a nerd but you know you're just a highly evolved life form.

Me trying to find motivation but just end up like this.

Dude, even mermaids wouldn't claim you.

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