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When your glow up needs a nap.

Looking sharp, but your humor’s still dull as a butter knife.

That feathered hat screams: 'I'm trying too hard!'

Flags behind you are like, 'We came for the meme, not the speech.'

That camel's sparkle is just the reflection of your missed opportunities.

When you sit like that, I question your life choices.

Waking up at 2:13 pm to 47 'LOOK UP' dorm chat texts, eclipse over

Trying to impress but flopping harder than that couple.

That face says, 'I’m judging your life choices.'

That statue's expression is the same as when your joke bombs.

When your side hustle is judging humans 24/7.

Stillness level: Columbia student during midterms.

That suit screams 'I can’t adult,' but I sure can dress!

Relaxed like you don't have thirty unread Core readings.

Furman Counseling: because even this regal cat needs therapy.

When your vibe is 'meme lord' but your jokes flop hard.

JJ's sushi special: Seasons of disappointment, now rolled up.

Dinosaur visiting Barnard Liz's coffee for survival.

That moment when you realize Tinder isn't working out.

When you're the only one serious while everyone else is vibing.

When the exam desk is tiny — I quietly refuse to function.

Attempting to decode Hamilton’s latest elevator instructions: vague, like etiquette.

That face when you realize your crush is a catfish.

This pup has more energy than my social battery.