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Y'all really thought this was a family photo shoot?

When you dress up to intimidate your Tinder date but they ghost you anyway.

When you're just a vibe and the vibe is exhaustion.

When your outfit has more personality than you do.

Squidward, after switching to culinary school: "Not again..."

Somehow, this is the most honest thing I’ve seen today.

When even the doggo side-eye can't save your outfit.

When you realize your mic is louder than your personality.

Dodge Gym: Omitting water stations feels like a crime.

During NSOP, Carman becomes a 200-sq-ft rave, fake IDs flood the Upper West Side, and half the class somehow ends up drinking on Low Steps by day two.

Qahwa House: where study group is code for gossip hour.

Taking the Hamilton elevator on a Monday morning vibes.

I worship the mess — sip, salute, suffer, repeat

When you snooze your alarm for the 47th time.

When you realize ‘business casual’ isn't code for 'rainbow extravaganza.'

When your hairstyle is more iconic than your talent.

You leap like you're auditioning for 'America's Next Top Flop'.

mentally i’m that cat flexing on my breakdown I'd like a refund

When your crush winks at you, and it's just the dog.

When the avocado toast costs your paycheck.

Me when financial aid says 'we're working on it' for the third time

Friend acting like a toddler? Someone get them a juice box.

When John Jay finally stocks Ferris strawberries, revolution.

POV: You trying to enjoy a meal without your boss calling.