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When the pooch's drip makes your outfit look like trash.

Dorm mold: Uninvited, forming its own student org.

When boomers discover TikTok isn't just dances.

Hot guy filter failed: CU edition.

How flat-earthers react when they find a globe emoji.

Looking like a cartoon character who just discovered TikTok vibes.

Butler seat hunting: Columbia's version of competitive thrift shopping.

When you try to be the life of the party, but just end up the punchline.

Me when club apps open and I realize I’m still a sophomore

More useless than the Milstein printer that's always down.

Me enduring my 5th Lion Fund coffee chat this week

Awful Boss/Professor: 'My boss watching me take a 'quick' break.'

Trying to look fierce on stage, but your panda hat keeps reminding you that you're just a soft boi.

When you’re just a lazy house cat living your best life like it’s a 90s sitcom.

This reunion tour could use a sound check, not a debate.

When you finally get a job, but it's at a gas station guarding dust bunnies.

Sidechat posters when freshmen spread flu like it's their job

Me when club apps open and I realize I’m still a sophomore

Her biceps trying to be tall, failing like her dating life

When your coworker asks for the 5th time how to print double-sided and you're ready to yeet yourself out of the office.

Me when the freshman flu hits like a truck

This intensity is giving 'who's stealing the last slice' vibes.

Congrats on becoming the mascot for existential dread.

When you act supportive of Karen's fourth MLM venture.