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Trying to act deep but you’re just a soggy noodle.

When your mom makes you hang out with your little cousin.

Finding out Tesla's not the only car.

Trying to flirt in Butler, but all the cute ones are studying.

When your dog has better taste than your whole squad.

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Taco Bell: Camus noted the absurd, then ordered extra sauce.

SSOL registration: every class is 'full' by the time you start.

When your hairstyle is more plant than hair.

Kermit just learned you can’t use Barnard points anywhere else…again.

Who knew former presidents could serve such cringe?

Waiting for Vergil to load like patience is a character trait

Cheesecake so rich, it probably voted Republican.

Aristotle nods: excellence sometimes arrives in compact packages.

That sky looks like your mental state—beautiful mess.

When your boss schedules a meeting at 4:59 PM.

You look like a penguin trying to fit in at a rave.

Navigating Dodge Gym needs maps and a time machine.

Getting a seat in Butler Library is Columbia's real superhero test.

Me realizing Columbia's gates are still closed like it’s a medieval siege

Childish fry wars: the real Hunger Games of friendship.

When your Tinder date won't stop talking about Reaganomics.

JJ's sushi: Roll with tears, not seaweed.

Why's his game face look like an ex texting war gone wrong?