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Living proof that even horses can’t stand you.

When Lion Fund requires your sixth coffee chat this week

When the flat-earther sees a globe.

That smirk’s just hiding all the insecurity.

That pose says 'I achieved nothing today, and I'm proud of it.'

Moss getting its daily spa unlike the CS students in Butler.

score: 0.95

Blonde dude looks like he peaked at the prom.

me when the housing lottery email says update

Fireflies distracting from this romantic disaster like true champs.

Debating pizza toppings with that face? Bold move, champ.

getting dressed up, still somehow giving chopped cheese vibes

me when Gradescope notifies — my collapse is cinematic

Your laugh is the only thing louder than your bad decisions.

Same energy as someone who thinks they're the main character in a rom-com.

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Giving a speech about sleep while your friends are caffeine zombies.

Who knew penguins could serve 'salad' at a pizza party?

When Butler's free chairs are a myth.

When the WiFi connects mid-breakup.

Core Curriculum: Stockholm Syndrome but make it classic.

The flags behind you are judging your life choices.

You’re a whole vibe… just not a good one.

Trying to explain TikTok to that cravat—good luck!