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When people at Dodge make spray bottles their personal trophy.

Me realizing Columbia's gates are still closed like it’s a medieval siege

Finding community now requires committee approval.

refreshing senior spring tickets until it says no ticket or rsvp, everyone come

Lerner energy: maximal dramatics minimal chill

hhhhhahhahaa

That urinal: More present in SEAS than half the students.

That cat's judging your life choices harder than your therapist.

Who knew 'beige' could be a personality trait?

Columbia's TAs: why trust fund kids should never be in charge.

Sad Affleck dropping lore on Columbia’s isolating campus struggles.

When your frenemies pretend to be nice in public.

Trying to be bold but you just look like a failed experiment.

Dressing like a rainbow, but your bank account is still gray.

Just spawned on campus post-Thanksgiving, where’s the food at?

freshman after hearing the AP cheating rumors for the first time

Finding out avocado toast isn't a food group.

Bless this mess? More like trying to bless some serious bad decisions.

I always convince myself it’s just the light reflecting, but I still check five more times

This vibe is giving 'let's argue about whose turn it is to talk.'

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That grin says 'I’m adorable, but I still eat trash.'

You're like the village—pretty but totally asleep.

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