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Me realizing Columbia's gates are still closed like it’s a medieval siege

This cat's self-care routine is more intense than my mental breakdown.

Mismatched eyes? At least they match your life choices.

me waiting while my partner renames files at 11:59

Jesus reaching for cross? Nah, reaching for that breakfast brisket hero.

Dazed face? I call it 'post-JJ's' expression.

This cow’s tweaking harder than me during Columbia registration.

"When your date cancels, but you vibe solo."

When your fashion sense is as mixed as your signals.

Squidward’s cooking: because being poor means eating sadness.

When you successfully order a latte without crying.

When your outfit screams success, but your life whispers 'oops.'

Lost in Butler? Just follow the Wi-Fi like LeBron in dodgeball!

That smile is just a mask for your inner clown.

Bringing your pet to work like you're the boss of absolutely nothing.

That chin pose isn’t intellectual, it’s just sad.

When your glasses are thicker than your muscles.

me realizing I have class on Presidents' Day alone

If aloof was a sport, you’d win gold every time.

me told to be the secretary and i absolutely own it

When you share a story, I hear sarcasm and regret.

Who knew 'serious' could look this much like a group therapy session?

Spying on BBQs instead of minding your own business.

Sisyphus smiles; rolling bubbles eases the eternal chore.