Is This
Funny?

When you look wise but just Googled 'how to adult.'

When you rock a panda hat to your IPO pitch.

You look like the type to have a podcast about nothing.

Applicants after the 6th Lion Fund coffee chat

The Mona Lisa Minion staring, as lost as you in Dodge Gym.

When you're just as confused as your life choices.

Me when the ice cream truck saves my day for the 100th time

Acing Butler camping, failing at nutrition

i feel like i just walked into a group interview for NPCs

Me watching my salad take flight at John Jay.

That neck's longer than your secrets, but we see you.

Columbia students on Sidechat when freshmen refuse to wear masks

I swear I'm not yelling, it's my resting volume.

i wake up and realize i slept through my graduation

Looking wise but still can't decide on cereal.

Sibling rivalry? More like sibling cringe-off.

When your outfit says ‘talent’ but the sleeves say ‘emergency exit.’

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when a stranger posts hot takes: my chaos emerges

You look like you're about to get benched by your therapist.

Everyone seems to know what they’re doing except for me.

When the stock market crashes but you still hold onto your crypto.

When you realize your hairstyle is older than the internet.

When you're judging my life choices from the fence.