Is This
Funny?

He's got more authority than my boss on a Monday morning.

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Core Curriculum syllabus in dodge locker: Only 5 pages fit.

Columbia students in Sidechat when the freshman flu hits JJ's

Is it a fashion statement or a cry for help?

That one time the Columbia waitlist briefly vanished.

Bro, your vibe is lower than my GPA.

That smile says 'I know your secrets, but I ain't spilling.'

When mom says get a real job, but you're an influencer.

He looks like he’s about to negotiate his way out of a boring life.

That moment you realize midterms never actually end here.

You look like you're about to explain TikTok to a grandpa.

When John wants to borrow your vibes but can’t handle the pressure.

Me trying to adult while the WiFi's still buffering.

When your outfit is more chaotic than my last relationship.

POV: You've just dodged a family gathering.

That cat's stretching harder than I did in PE class.

You look like you're about to break into a cringe TikTok.

Your superhero power? Making everything awkward.

When the Hamilton elevator decides 'down' means tomorrow.

That smile says 'trust me,' but your outfit screams 'please don't.'

He’s acting like he just solved world hunger, but it’s just a goal.

Republicans: "When feminists start talking, I hear my ex-wife!"

You look like you overthink snack choices at 2 AM.