Is This
Funny?

Looking for my next investment: string or laser?

Ferris strawberries surviving more students than midterms.

When your boss asks if you 'have a minute'.

Grades take forever, I already forgot the course name

The only thing more awkward than this is a family dinner.

You’re the reason they invented the term 'low-key shady.'

Hamilton elevators run smoother than my mornings before 8am classes.

My GPA drops every time I see 8am on the schedule.

Listening to family drama like it’s a new podcast episode.

Is this a performance or your audition for a soap opera?

They were all experts at looking busy when nothing was happening.

Moss-covered cliffs got that goofy grump vibe, like your finals face.

When you're too lazy to even be a monkey.

Selling 'Senior Night' at Amity as the perfect Wednesday night plan.

That one friend is overdramatic while the rest are just chaos.

When you realize your friend’s story is just your life’s trauma.

Giving 'lost student at Columbia orientation' energy, tuition wasted

This cat's life goals? Achieved. Meanwhile, you're still Googling 'how to adult.'

When you join every club to avoid going home.

honestly how i look 2 brain cells deep into a night shift

That laugh sounds like a dying seal, no cap.

Columbia students on Sidechat when freshmen refuse to wear masks

That colorful shawl screams 'fashion over function'—love the vibes, hate the logic!

The only thing missing is a karaoke machine.