Is This
Funny?

Secretly judging your friend's astrology obsession.

When your pet's outfit is more tailored than your future.

Freshmen during the freshman flu trying to stay awake in class

"I’m never drinking again" – me, every time I wake up like this

Columbia gates be like: no entry, no explanation, ever.

You’re like a penguin who forgot to wear a tuxedo.

When your fit says 'Santa' but your vibe screams 'help'.

Yawn game strong, but so is the lack of ambition.

Another Columbia hot guy emerges while I'm in sweats.

If looks could kill, you'd be in the ground.

Trying to look cute for the 'Gram.

Meow you doing, trying too hard to be relatable?

Her gown says 'innocent' while his cloak screams 'midlife crisis'.

When your vibe check fails harder than your final exam.

Your vibe is like a bad Wi-Fi connection: always buffering.

Me trying to cope with your life choices.

Plotting a snack heist but can't even steal the spotlight.

Trying to charm us but looking like a parachute.

When you dress up as 'Supermarket Man' for Halloween.

Bro, you're the only one who showed up to this roast battle.

When your prayer circle finds out you kissed.

You call that determination? I've seen better resilience from a sleep-deprived sloth.

That moment when dinosaur realizes there's no water station in Dodge.

Plot twist: this is the fashion police in disguise.