Is This
Funny?

That outfit looks like a disco ball had a midlife crisis.

Affleck’s face when ID check denies campus entry, straight dying.

Trying to spot a hot guy at Columbia is like registration success.

me realizing Jae’s wide-eyed stare is the last thing cheaters see before the death email drops

Me staring into the void, waiting for graduation and a nap that lasts forever.

When you wear a suit to hide your crippling debt.

When your sleeves are bigger than your talent.

John Jay’s pizza looking fresh but ghosting on delivery.

The grotesque Mona Lisa is like my face after Butler camping.

You're dressed for a party but still look like a background character.

Realizing the avocado toast isn't gluten-free.

When you just got fired but still have to finish the shift.

When confidence and delusion collide in a sparkly explosion.

When your wardrobe has more personality than you do.

When your crush finally notices you... running away.

reading 'essay deadline' in a midnight professor email until 'extended to monday' appears

Waving goodbye to the weekend like you're never getting it back.

Me when Butler turns into a social club instead of a library

Pretending to know crypto like it’s not a scam with a suit.

Me trying to look busy when my boss asks what I'm doing.

Madonna's robe is giving discount store vibes, but make it holy.

Walking into work looking like a midlife crisis on acid.

Snoop at Bacchanal: Like finding Ferris strawberries at midnight.

Majoring in Chill Studies at the School of Feline Arts.