Is This
Funny?

That wink says, 'I know your secrets, human.'

BTS is what my NFT collection wishes it looked like.

When your outfit screams 'I give up' but your vibe screams 'philosopher.'

When you dress like a politician but still can’t get elected.

When your boss asks for free overtime: "Sure, just let me consult my lawyer."

You look like the chef from the 'Regret' restaurant.

Ferris strawberries: fresher than my GPA.

me holding my Butler spot like it’s a full-time job

The only thing you're missing is a 'please stop' sign.

That cloak is giving major "I shop at medieval thrift stores" vibes.

Sidechat posters when Butler turns into Grand Central

Trying to catch gossip like it’s a TikTok trend.

You're out here serving looks like it's a festival for squirrels.

Columbia students in Sidechat when the freshman flu hits JJ's

Looking like a fish out of water, but not in a cute way.

Every Science Po kid after another Butler sleepover.

Majors like Hemingway at a Bacchanal: overcooked, a bit theatrical, and everywhere.

Seriously, that pose is just a cry for help.

Carter’s the only one still trying to figure out TikTok dance trends.

Cartesian doubt: Is it real, or merely watermarked?

ok but why does it feel like he’s about to ask for my vote just to survive this wind

Serving looks while their owner still wears Crocs.

Debating life decisions like it's a pizza topping.

Boom. That’s how legends bring cloud coverage and personal fans.