Is This
Funny?

When you realize your dog is the only one with a better job.

Aristotle: virtue finds balance between mud and whale-shaped cleanliness.

The only thing more contagious than a Carman party is whatever's on that laptop right now.

You call that an outfit? My grandma's curtains would disagree.

You're all just one fish taco away from a breakdown.

Man, even your shadow looks confused.

If they were a Netflix show, they'd be 'Cancel This.'

That expression says 'I've seen some things, and they weren't good.'

When you laugh but it's really burnout.

Butler quiet-study complainants when someone whispers too loudly

When your mom reminds you of your teenage phase.

The Core Curriculum just threw a surprise egg in my basket.

Camel called; it wants its charisma back.

Coffee at 9 p.m.? Welcome to Dodge Gym.

Trying to flirt but it's just awkward.

Dude, your pickup lines are like expired milk—nobody wants them.

Is this a basketball game or a snack dispute?

Plato's forms did not predict a smiling bathtub.

When Butler's tea stash runs dry and so do you.

Trying to impress your crush like: 'Do you like fish or just me?'

me sprinting to finish our slides in a group project meltdown

That suit says success, but the smile screams 'I still live with my mom.'

Me when the midterm study group turns into chaos

That cat looks like it’s living your best life while you’re just existing.