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That smile's brighter than your future, and that's saying something.

When you sell an AEPi ticket for double the price

When the only thing holding your life together is a panda-themed cap.

If this monkey had a social media, it’d have more followers than you.

Hamilton elevator: gravity's final exam.

me when they begged us not to track outfits then reposted the same fit

When you offer help, but they need a lifeguard instead.

Bro, cat turned blinds into chopped cheese, straight up.

"selection_score": 0.9,

Columbia midterms when you thought they'd end quickly.

Every Hamilton elevator ever: 'Look Ma, no hands!'

Me at 9pm and me at 2am when he finally texts back 'sup'.

Serious face, but those thoughts are straight up goofy.

That outfit is giving 'I’m here to collect everyone's leftovers'.

When your clothes have more personality than you do.

Why stand when you can flop like a pancake?

When you realize your friend is a walking midlife crisis.

When you remember you forgot to delete your browser history.

Me, hitting that high note in the shower.

Existential crisis, ambient lighting: meaning sold separately.

The Dodge locker room always smells worse than Hewitt’s tilapia.

He’s ready for a show but got stuck on the warm-up act.

When you open your bank app and see $0.

Finding a working fountain at Dodge feels like a Hackathon.