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You're like if a disco ball joined a circus; chaotic but fabulous.

When your drip is so extra it's practically a tax write-off.

When the avocado toast costs $15.

You’ve mastered the art of looking busy while napping.

Hamilton’s broken elevators mimic my will to finish.

That moment you realize your bed is your throne in the insect kingdom.

This looks like a debate on who pays for dinner.

When a classmate says they'll get an A without studying, I start a GoFundMe for reality

Carman Hall's Friday night? It's giving Halloween party every week.

Critics trying to find the logic in Lion Fund coffee chats

When you're dressed to impress but all you feel is cringe.

Plato's cave, but cleaner

Two clowns in a suit competition, and neither's winning.

Qahwa House is Morningside's best classroom.

You thought you were the star, but you’re just the ambiance.

Competing for attention in class but forgot your brain at home.

Nothing says unity like arguing over who texts first.

Looks like you dressed for a 5th-grade play.

That face you make when autocorrect ruins your whole essay

Is your smile a filter for your deep existential dread?

Dodge Gym's water station in the perfect Handsome Squidward 'pose'.

That grin says 'I know more about life than you do.'

Paid rent, ate your leftovers, Barnard energy

That smirk screams 'I stole your lunch money.'