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A vintage meltdown, best enjoyed alone

Me at 11:58 realizing Part B I skipped is 40% of the grade

Trying to spark change, but your WiFi is still buffering.

When you realize dogs are better than people, and you're only 13.

Finding a professor who actually understands the AI policy.

Students evacuated by the John Jay alarm realizing it's a drill

Sisyphus prefers a gentler tide

Bro, the only thing funnier than your jokes is your beak.

When you drop a diss track at the Met Gala.

When your suit looks fly, but your personality's still buffering.

When your mom says 'dress nice for your photo' and you end up as a meme.

Feeling cheerful like you just got a spot in User Interface.

When your boss tells a joke and you have to fake a laugh.

Those costumes are more cringe than a dad joke.

That feeling when you nail a presentation but still get no barks from the crowd.

This costume combo is peak friend zoning energy.

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When you forget how to adult but still expect treats.

You and that camel have the same energy: confused and slightly amused.

When you’re yelling for justice but your friend’s on TikTok.

Trying to find a working water station in Dodge.

If laughter is the best medicine, then you two are the placebo.

When the Hamilton elevator finally shows up, you're already graduated.

Columbia students in Sidechat when the freshman flu hits JJ's